Why I wear a Mask

I don’t wear gloves anymore, but I do
wear a mask (when indoors) when indoors, near others for prolonged contact, near a crowd, or presumably would if I was holding a party in front of the White House during a pandemic! Also, entry checks/ seat spacing at the very least please! Not very hard! (I am NOT a doctor)

…and I wash my hands frequently!

Not because of politics,

(Also WTF???) +
[Idiots]

But because:

  • I can read (+)(+)(+) [✔️],
  • I’m not dumb [✔️],
  • I can think for myself [✔️],
  • Pandemic“, duh! [✔️✔️✔️]

And (most importantly):
I’m tall and my masculinity is not fragile.

Also, I’m not a doctor or
finance grad
, people!

Rely on studied experts rather than
willing your half-baked misguided
‘rona opinions unto others!
[Or worse, your employees!]

Also,
Do as I say, and not as I do.

P.S. :
Don’t double down just because
You don’t understand this pandemic,
You don’t know why you lost your job (+)(+),
• and You’re angry after you’ve read this.

That’d only make you twice as dumb!


 83 total views,  1 views today


Krupczak logo

Home